Tito Santana was a prime time star on the WWF's roster as the company was becoming a global phenomenon in the '80s. He was best known for his reign as the WWF Intercontinental Champion. Prestigious for sure, but that title was of course secondary to the actual WWF Heavyweight Title. He was also known for his legendary feud with villain Greg "The Hammer" Valentine.
Of course, another thing he's remembered for was his fantastic head of hair. That's why it's no surprise to find out Tito runs his own successful hair salon in Succasunna, NJ. This establishment not only looks like a great place to get a trim, but it's proof that Tito's winning pedigree translates to the business world as well as the squared circle.
If you're in the neighborhood and need to tighten up your coif, be sure to hit Santana's Hair Salon. If you recently had a haircut, no worries, stop by next time. Till then enjoy a classic battle between Tito and the Hammer.
Caddyshack is obviously a classic full of phenomenal performances by some all-time comedy heavyweights like Rodney Dangerfield, Ted Knight, Bill Murray and Chevy Chase. Yet, the anchor of the film is clearly a young Michael O'Keefe who plays teen slacker Danny Noonan.
One of the more memorable aspects of the film, and a scene most often imitated on the golf course by amateur hackers and comedians is the scene where Ty Webb (Chevy Chase) gives Danny Noonan a brief lesson in the work of Zen philosopher Basho.
Well, apparently this lesson struck a chord with actor, writer and Zen practitioner Michael O'Keefe. When I checked out his website this morning I learned about O'Keefe's dedication to the Zen practice and what a truly important aspect of his life it is.
Personally all the wisdom I need in life comes from Caddyshack but give O'Keefe some credit for seeking bigger answers. Finding out Danny Noonan is now a Zen master is the type of revelation that keeps me going here at Magnitude 6!
I just did some snooping around and it turns out Lydia Cornell, the really hot blonde daughter of Ted Knight on “Too Close For Comfort” is still a total babe. It all happened when I was getting ready to masturbate to Lydia this morning. I was all ready to dig through my old VHS tapes to find an episode where Ted Knight got upset about something skimpy she was wearing so I could pause it and take care of myself to it- ‘80s style! Instead I thought, let me check the internet to see what she looked like these days and it really paid off. She looks fantastic!
Check out her official site for some current pics and to see what she’s up to lately.
I know I'm not alone when I say I seriously miss Joe Piscopo. I just visited his website and read an article mentioning a script he's currently shopping around called Joey Benefit. It's about a guy named Joey Beneficio who is desperately trying to make it in show biz but never gets his big break. So, he plays every benefit and two-bit gig he can play hoping for his big break. I think it sounds like a pretty funny idea but then again I also thought the movie Wise Guys was hilarious.
I'm hoping some of these Hollywood big shots will stop wasting money on some of the garbage they're cranking out these days and give Mr. Piscopo another crack at the silver screen. Until that happens you can check out this hysterical classic clip from SNL back when people had the patience to call the show by its full title.
Today I thought we could spend a little time learning 9 things you didn't know about wrestling hero Leaping Lanny Poffo.
Of course, one fact which won't be included is that Leaping Lanny Poffo was the brother of the late, great WWE megastar Randy "Macho Man" Savage. If you're visiting this site, you should have known that already.
The following list is about things you DIDN'T know about Leaping Lanny. Let's begin.
#1) Lanny no longer has a beard, mustache or the famous jheri curl. But he's still one handsome son of a bitch!
#2) You obviously should have known Lanny and Randy were brothers, but did you know their old man was wrestling legend Angelo Poffo?
#3) Lanny knows cigarettes are bad news. He's written a collection of anti-smoking limericks for kids. You can't make this shit up people.
#4) Lanny once beat Hulk Hogan in a match which I truly believe needs to be reviewed by the officials at the WWE. (As an aside- the match was actually thoroughly entertaining. Check out a sample of Lanny's skills at 6:30 in this clip)
#6) In 2011 Lanny starred in the film called "Ninja: Prophecy of Death" which seems loaded with all sorts of straight to video awesomeness.
#7) You can follow Lanny on Twitter. A perfect vehicle for a man who is so good with words.
#8) Lanny is actually a certified credit counselor, and he's very good at it. So if any of my deadbeat readers need some help. Get in touch with Lanny. He won't steer you wrong.
#9) Lanny's ability with the written word wasn't just bullshit made up by Vince McMahon. Lanny doesn't need no stinking ghostwriter either... he penned his own tome, Leaping Lanny: Wrestling With Rhyme. The book has an average reader review of 5 stars, which for all you illiterate bastards out there who have never bought a book on Amazon.com, it's the highest rating you can get. It actually has a higher reader review rating than War And Peace. That's right- suck it, Tolstoy!
So, here's to hoping Leaping Lanny Poffo, a great wrestler, motivational speaker and ace certified credit counselor keeps leaping for many years to come.
Kenny Rogers thinks Kenny Rogers as The Gambler was a pretty good idea but feels Kenny Rogers as the Gambler, Part III: The Legend Continues was probably unnecessary. Kenny Rogers found it impossible not to stare at Dolly Parton's tits whenever they sang Islands in the Stream together. Kenny Rogers knows when to hold 'em.
Kenny Rogers knows when to walk away. Kenny Rogers wishes the pitcher who shares his name wasn't such a dick. Kenny Rogers is not sure if he loves or hates the website Men Who Look Like Kenny Rogers. Kenny Rogers still believes his chicken is better than the Colonel's chicken. Kenny Rogers believes when it comes to marriage the fifth time is the charm. Kenny Rogers gets recognized a lot less on the street after his awful plastic surgery. Kenny Rogers can't get enough of the all you can eat peel and eat shrimp buffett at Mohegan Sun.
Do you remember Josie Davis on "Charles in Charge"? Of course you don't. You were too busy staring at Nicole Eggert. Well, after spending four seasons being virtually ignored on the popular series she's getting plenty of attention the past few years now that she's looking very hot in random guest spots on television shows like "Breakout Kings" and commercials for the classy candy "Ferrero Rocher".
She looks great and you can sort of imagine her working out in her home gym with a picture of Nicole Eggert circa 1991 hanging on the wall for inspiration. Scott Baio probably used to refer to her as "Hey, you" but after he sees what she looks like now she can probably expect a phone call.
Her thirties have clearly been kind to her and I think we'll be seeing plenty more of Josie on TV and films very soon.
