Here are ten things I assume about Kenny Rogers:
Kenny Rogers thinks Kenny Rogers as The Gambler was a pretty good idea but feels Kenny Rogers as the Gambler, Part III: The Legend Continues was probably unnecessary.
Kenny Rogers found it impossible not to stare at Dolly Parton's tits whenever they sang Islands in the Stream together.
Kenny Rogers knows when to hold 'em. Kenny Rogers knows when to walk away.
Kenny Rogers wishes the pitcher who shares his name wasn't such a dick.
Kenny Rogers is not sure if he loves or hates the website Men Who Look Like Kenny Rogers.
Kenny Rogers still believes his chicken is better than the Colonel's chicken.
Kenny Rogers believes when it comes to marriage the fifth time is the charm.
Kenny Rogers gets recognized a lot less on the street after his awful plastic surgery.
Kenny Rogers can't get enough of the all you can eat peel and eat shrimp buffett at Mohegan Sun.
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